I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good ol’ days before you’ve...– Andy Bernard, The Office (via ibreatheawkward) the line that did me in. bravo The Office. Bravo (via zachpape)
i think i understand the true definition of scream crying now.
notyrbabe: I wish i knew how to skateboard i would be a cool girl then
please everyone needs to watch this
dampsandwich: i dont wanna lose my virginity cause i dont lose anything. im a winner
neophyteredglare: edgay: im quitting tumblr ok see u tomorrow
last night could possibly be the weirdest night of my life.
many are the days I’ve wanted to cease lay myself down and find some relief heavy is the head that gets no sleep we carry our lives around in our memories
ostracizedpoodle: who am i shaving for
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
conchfishscates: ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’ yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
THERE ARE TWO MOTHER FUCKING SPIDERS ON MY CEILING SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE.